Your Horoscope Is Wrong!

If you haven't heard, your horoscope is wrong.  In the 2000 years since the astrologists laid out the signs of the Zodiac, Earth has wobbled in such a way as to alter everything (maybe even the universe).  See your Zodiac sign is determined by what constellation the sun rises in front of on your birthday which is why your birthday determines your sign (and personality and future).  They have even discovered a new sign to screw us up even more- Ophiucus.

I think Jason Jones of the Daily Show is right:

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But there may be hope.  Millions of people complain about hating their jobs because their careers don't fit the astrological destiny.  And half of all marriages end in divorce because people choose mates from incompatible signs.  Now we can correct this mistakes and make society better.

Reality Check:  Our newspapers print an article about astrology each day and maybe one astronomy article a month.  What a sad indictment of our nation's scientific literacy.