Funny Graph

GraphJam.com features several types of graphs relating to pop culture.  They are usually quite funny, and surprisingly accurate.  Here is one for you.

Analysis:

As you can see, for the first few months you don't wear pants.  When your mother dresses you, your waistband reaches quite high and steadily drops until your mid-20's.  About 25-26, you decide that having your pants so low is actually very stupid looking and waistband height over compensates traveling to the chest region.

Conclusion:

I yield the floor to Larry Platt: